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Perhaps I should explain. This list came to me after spending one too many days dealing with airports and airplanes. Besides, I thought it would be a nice change from the usual serious travel tips and information I serve up on www.guerrillatraveler.blogspot.com.

--Don't worry; this baby can still fly just fine with only one engine.

--$100 says this thing can too do a barrel roll.

--Let's see if that loudmouth Delta pilot can play a little game of 'chicken'

-- Captain , did you just say, 'Thank you for flying Jihad Airlines' ?

--No, I thought it was your turn to close the airtight door.

--Idiot! Never, never, set your coffee cup on that 'Fuel Dump' button.

--Wow, what a coincidence, it's my first day on the job, too.

--Captain, why don't you just put this thing on auto-pilot and come join our little party?

--Does anyone know what that flashing red light thingy is?

-- What do you mean, you just got us a 50% discount at our last refueling stop?

-- Tower , did you just say, 'eeney, meeney, miney, moe?

--Here's your parachute, here's yours, and yours, and here's mine.

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